Here's one for you

Two Catholic priests
went on holiday to Spain
to investigate immoral behavior,
they both decided to go under cover
so they both bought Hawaiian shirts
shorts , shades and sandal's
As they were walking along the front in Magaluf
a beautiful topless blond girl
with nothing else on but a thong said
"Good morning Fathers"
The priests both looked at her and said
how did you know we were priests and she said
"Its me,sister Veronica"

Clubland Here I Come

Ey Up you lot
I have got a audition for
Creeme Entertainments
on Friday 5th Aug 2005
at Droylsden British legion
8-00pm Granada TV
will be filming this event
for Dave Spikey's show
"Chasing the dream",
so why not come down
and cheer me on and
dont forget to do your hair
if you have any,cos you
might be on the telly.

The Astley Arms all day gig

This Sat 23rd July
3-00pm - 11-30 pm
All day live music and free food
thats all right init
come down and support
willow wood hospice

Diddydoms Radio programme

Ey Up you lot
Yip it's true,
you said I had good
a face for Radio
I will be hosting my own
internet radio show for
singer songwriters here in
the north west,where songwriters
will come into the studio and
play there own songs live on air
How good is that then
More infomation to follow next week

Saddleworth Folk Festival 2005

Dom Collins
& Ann English
This Sat 16th July
2-00pm
Be there
it's gonna be a
"good un"
The Museum
in Uppermill
between 2-6

Gig this Sat 9th July

The Minere Retrete
at Hurst Cross
Ashton Under Lynne
9-10 pm