A good Joke

A guy took his seat on a aircraft,
he noticed a good looking woman getting on
and thought I wish she would sit next to me,this she did
he then started conversation,Business trip or pleasure
Business she replies,what line of business he asked she said
I am going to a nymphomaniac's convention
to debunk some popular myth's about nymphomaniac's
Ho what myth's are these he asked
The woman replied well some people think that
African men are the most
well endowed in the world,when it is the Native American Indian
And other people think that the French are the greatest lovers
well in my experience it is the Greek's
We have also found that the best potential lovers are the Irish
Then the woman started to blush and said I shoudn't even be
discussing this with you I don't even know your name
The man replied
It's Tonto,Papadopoulos,but my mates call me Paddy

Eh Up It's me at The Cavern (Again)

Yep It's True !!!
Me at The Cavern
in Liverpool
Thursday 17th Febuary 05
Special Guest spot
Weh-- Hey !!!!!
7-30pm

Thank You

To everybody who has sponsored me
for the Tsunami gig on January 30th.
Together we contributed around
Two hundred quid
A MASSIVE " TA"

tsunami reliefe gig

At least 124,000 people have been confirmed dead
around the rim of the Indian Ocean,
with Aceh in Indonesia worst-hit.

10 hours of live music
How good is that then
There will be a very special all day gig at
The Globe Glossop (Glossop) on January 30th 05.
Bands will play upstairs and acousic's will perform downstairs
Come down and support this gig and "do your bit"
If you already haven't donated or pledged
There will be a small charge on the door
And any artist who wants to play
please get in touch with me or
Darren Poyzer at www.poyzer.com