A flight from hell

Just got back from America
We took a flight last Wednesday
from Las Vegas to New York
we already knew thet there was
bad weather in NY but we didn't
know what we was in for as we arrived.
We was told that we had to circle for an hour
around the airport because of the extreme weather
The Captain then announced that he would be
attempting a landing and there will be all the emergency
services waiting for us,(The fills you full of confidence)
or something,Well we finally hit the ground as an eary silence
came to an end with cheers, my mate announced I need a cig
Ye I said I might start smoking myself,
because I had no finger nails left,
Moral, enjoy life because you never know when it will, end