Here's one for you

Two Catholic priests
went on holiday to Spain
to investigate immoral behavior,
they both decided to go under cover
so they both bought Hawaiian shirts
shorts , shades and sandal's
As they were walking along the front in Magaluf
a beautiful topless blond girl
with nothing else on but a thong said
"Good morning Fathers"
The priests both looked at her and said
how did you know we were priests and she said
"Its me,sister Veronica"