Sports news

So Sir Alex Ferguson has bought Wayne Roney
For 30 million ,he must be a looney
He is injured right now and that is such a pity
If he wanted a challenge,he should have signed for Man city

It took Kelly Holmes 2 hours yesterday to travel
around her small village in a open top bus
WHY DIDN'T SHE RUN IT !!!

Police have arrested 120 top jockeys for horse fixing
they were all taken away in one police car..